Im sooooo disappointed! I was expecting less clothes! I had my hand lotion ready and everything!
Yeah I was expecting full on hardcore action
I watched about 10 seconds then directed myself to youporn instead
(10-06-2010 09:00 PM)EdSmasha Wrote: [ -> ]Im sooooo disappointed! I was expecting less clothes! I had my hand lotion ready and everything!
But it looks like they are having an awesome time! They had to fight the goblins and everything. This is ultra gangster level crazyness.
(10-06-2010 09:26 PM)TheOneYouKnow Wrote: [ -> ]Yeah I was expecting full on hardcore action
I watched about 10 seconds then directed myself to youporn instead
Aww man, but they have to fight an ARMY of goblins! How wild is that shit!
Maybe, I'm just the only roleplay geek on these forums.
No, I like it too heh
Just when someone mentions porn at the same time as 'role play', my mind goes in a slightly different direction than goblins...
yeah baby yeah!
lol, man I am such a dweeb.
I am sure if you had a choice between tits and minis then it would be minis everytime!!!!
(11-06-2010 12:11 PM)marcus Wrote: [ -> ]I am sure if you had a choice between tits and minis then it would be minis everytime!!!!
Damn right man!!
In a perfect world, there would be no choice between tits and minis. More hot women would play wargames and roleplaying games. Steak would be cheaper but still high quality and grown ups/kids would be able to play wargames and roleplaying games without fear of ridicule.
This is my dream.
What about some sort of porn based table top game - could then get tits and minis at same time.
I can't really field women on the battlefield. I feel bad when they die. So I don't think I could play that game.
Eyriss and Alexia are the exception to this rule as they are both complete dickheads.
LARPing with porn stars would be much more interesting I think.
Scenario 1 - The dungeon
Scenario 2 - Hellooooo nurse
Scenario 3 - Wenches of the west
Scenario 4 - Druchii women do it best
I can't do LARP very well. The only time I tried it, I got my band of skeletons together into an awesome trap. We ended up waiting for a party in bushes while an orc ran away from them. Then when the orc past us I gave the order to mug them from behind.
Long story short, we ruined the party but I got told off because "Skeleton's wouldn't do that." I replied "These fucking skeletons would, how many skeleton's do you know personally?".
So I went home.
Also I'd feel bad about hitting the girls. ;D
Tits or minis?
Wow, that's my 'daddy or chips' moment.
*goes away frowning in thought*
lol
What about spanking the girls? Less hitting, more spanking
Man if I was to get any LARPing done, my character would be mental lol
I think I'd probably get told off as everyone else would be taking it seriously or something.
They were doing some shield wall viking battles at salute... did you see them?
(11-06-2010 08:19 PM)Diabolist Plod Wrote: [ -> ]Wow, that's my 'daddy or chips' moment.
*goes away frowning in thought*
Chips!
(11-06-2010 10:48 PM)TheOneYouKnow Wrote: [ -> ]lol
What about spanking the girls? Less hitting, more spanking
But isn't that the same thing? Sounds like physical abuse to me.
Not if they are asking you to do it!
I don't mean just abuse the other LARPers lol
I'm sure more than just a few eyebrows would be raised if you started going around the place randomly spanking people.
On a semi-related note, did you know that Vin Diesel is apparently a regular D&Der?
Yeah, he wrote the Foreword to 25 years of D&D. He taught Judi Dench how to play. Mike Myers, Kevin J Anderson, Stephen Colbert, Jon Favreau, Marilyn Manson, Moby, Karl Urban, Will Wheaton and Robin Williams also play.
Really?!
Some there that don't surprise me (Will Wheaton, Marilyn Manson) but a couple that do. Robin Williams? And seriously -
Judi Dench?!?
Or am I just being gullible believing you here?
It's on his Wiki page so it HAS to be true.